TRUMP & MUSK FILL LOVERS WITH HATE

GAL: As far as "adoring" Trump and Musk, I wouldn't use that word. It seems for some time now we have been voting for the lesser of two evils. You are a liberal Democrat and I am a conservative Republican, so we see things differently. Thankfully, we live in a free country, so we don't have to think or feel the same way.

GUY: Trump and Muskrat are evil. They are fucking rats spreading a pernicious plague. If you want to deny this reality, then you can bury your head in the sand and let them ruin our country as they wash over you. Bullying billionaires don't give a shit about the Average American. You've been around enough rich people to know their selfish sentiments. Trump and Muskrat are rotten to the core and they will do anything to enrich themselves and their good ol' boy buddies. You consider yourself a competent judge of character, but your support for Trump and Muskrat clearly show that you are terribly lacking in this area. You would probably vote for Satan and Lucifer if they campaigned on ending abortions. I don't hate to purely hate. It's a horrible waste of energy and emotion, but Trump and Muskrat are bad persons who are a threat to our nation. I will fight them fearless of the consequences, which doesn't mean I won't be paranoid. They will have no second thoughts about turning to the FBI or the CIA or the IRS to persecute us who have a different vision for our country's future. Sadly, I won't be leading a French Revolution since Melania believes we second-rate citizens should be content eating tortillas. In the end they will probably swat me away like a fly and ultimately crush me like an ant. Hell! They may even chop off my head! Just don't tell me how to think politically. I never told you not to vote for Trump or I wouldn't ejaculate in your moist and pulsating pussy. We're much better off when we talk about sex and not about politics. Also, we don't live in a free country. We live in a country that offers economic opportunities. The illegal immigrants don't come here to tour the Grand Canyon. Stick to family and fucking. If you want to be controversial, we can argue about the weather. As to the last subject, a norther is coming. Stay warm because if you catch a chill, you could be dead from pneumonia inside a week. And who would I boink then?

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