FATHER & SON
Father texts son. Father: I put $200 in your pizza account. Son: Okay. Father: Do u have all the credit card info? Son: Yeah. Father: Who takes care of his mofo? Son: u Dad. Father: Luv ya, Big Guy. Son: Luv u too. Can we take out 60 bucks for some Vans? Father: u just bought Vans! Another pair? Son: Hell yeah. Father: Mofo! I bought u Vans not too long ago. I bought u several new shirts. I paid for your girlfriend's bracelet. I just put $200 in your pizza account. I feed u like a king. I'm not Midas with the golden touch. I give your mother $1200 each month in child support. Why don't u ask her? Son: She bought me jeans, but she says she doesn't have any more money. Can we get bucks out of the pizza account? Father: No! Son: Okay. TWO DAYS LATER: Son: I'm getting a haircut. Father: Good. Son: When can we get those Vans? Father: Maybe in a week when I have money coming into my account. Son: Okay. Father: Miss u. Son: Miss u too