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FATHER & SON

  Father texts son. Father: I put $200 in your pizza account. Son: Okay. Father: Do u have all the credit card info? Son: Yeah. Father: Who takes care of his mofo? Son: u Dad. Father: Luv ya, Big Guy. Son: Luv u too. Can we take out 60 bucks for some Vans? Father: u just bought Vans! Another pair? Son: Hell yeah. Father: Mofo! I bought u Vans not too long ago. I bought u several new shirts. I paid for your girlfriend's bracelet. I just put $200 in your pizza account. I feed u like a king. I'm not Midas with the golden touch. I give your mother $1200 each month in child support. Why don't u ask her? Son: She bought me jeans, but she says she doesn't have any more money. Can we get bucks out of the pizza account? Father: No! Son: Okay. TWO DAYS LATER: Son: I'm getting a haircut. Father: Good. Son: When can we get those Vans? Father: Maybe in a week when I have money coming into my account. Son: Okay. Father: Miss u. Son: Miss u too

EL AMOR ES EL PRINCIPIO DEL ODIO...

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He would first visit her house after school in the late afternoons and she would open the door and greet him with her smile. And now the door is closed. And now there is only sadness. And now there is only darkness. And a child weeps. He cannot sleep. Where is his mother? She is with another man. Where is his father? He is with another woman. There is no family. There is no mommy. There is no daddy. There is only sadness. There is only darkness.

BOOKS BY G.F. MCHALE-SCULLY

  PUKE POETRY (1981) QUINCEAÑERA (1983) EL CABR ÓN (1985) PEARS & PLUMS (1987) DIARRHEA (1990) THE WORLD'S MOST DESPICABLE MAN (1992) THE TEMPTATIONS OF TOMMY TAMUALIPAS (1994) THE TRANSGRESSIONS OF TOMMY TAMAULIPAS (1997) THE TRIBULATIONS OF TOMMY TAMAULIPAS (1999) AAAHHHHH!!!!! (2000) BOYSTOWN (2003) THE SEASON THEY FORGOT VIETNAM (2005) EL GABACHO (2008) DAD'S DEAD (2009) NEITHER HERE NOR THERE (2010) O VENERABLE ONE (2011) GUATEMALA (2013) BURIED IN BROWNSVILLE (2015) MY TEEMING BRAIN (2017) MOTHER TRUMPS TRUMP (2018) SOCRATES EXAMINES EXISTENCE (2019) NOVELS ONLY NEED TITLES (2021) TRUMP THE TERRIBLE (2021) BAUDELAIRE, BUKOWSKI & BREWSKIES (2023) OLGA (2026)

UNCIRCUMCISED RABBI CURSES TRUMP!!!

“Cursed be he by day and cursed be he by night; cursed be he when he lies down and cursed be he when he rises up. Cursed be he when he goes out and cursed be he when he comes in. The Lord will not spare him, but then the anger of the Lord and his jealousy shall smoke against this man and all the curses that are written in The Torah shall lie upon him and his family. And the Lord shall blot out his name from under heaven and upon earth. And the Lord shall separate him unto evil out of all the tribes of Israel, according to the curses of the covenant that are written in this book of the law.”

MY BABY DON'T WANT ME NO' (KEY OF F)

I felt subjugated lying on my back,  forced to play  with your long ass  gross nipples. The whole act  was disgusting.  I tried to think  of something else while pinned  against the bed.  Same position.  Not my cup of tea.  Made me cringe.  The most horrible sex  I've ever had.  True story.  And once  in a while  when I was  a bit lonely,  I wanted  to call you,  but your fucks  are boring   and you're dirty.  Period.  I never thought  you would be  like that.  No car!  No home!  No nothing!  Another body  waiting  to be called  to wherever  it's destined.  To each his own.  Please don't ever  text me again.  You left  a sour taste  in my mouth.  I wince whenever  I think of you.

LA MUERTE

Death is terrible. Death is a tragedy. But death has dignity. We should extend our gratitude to death. Because without death life has no meaning. Without death there is no love. Without death there is no beauty. Without death we have no families as we would move from relationship to relationship in an everlasting cycle. There would be no memories. Death is both father and mother . From nothingness we emerge and from nothingness we return. When the priest or the preacher says we are going to a better place, it's because we came from a better place.

IS IT WORTH IT?

Life is beautiful, but it comes with a heavy price-- DEATH! Why bring someone into the world when a terrible fate awaits him or her? Is it to escape loneliness? Much of the time, especially in old age, life dissolves into a solitary existence.