TRUMP FORNICATES WITH THE BIBLE

With the exception of the first which is reserved for thinkers who were secular rather than religious, Donald Trump could be condemned to the other eight circles of Dante's hell. Two through five are for those culpable of lust, gluttony, greed and wrath. Trump is the epitome of all all four. He is a fat pig angrily suppurating sperm instead of sweat from his corpulent body as he rants and raves heinous rhetoric. Has there ever been a more despicable politician in the history of the United States? He is the modern Pied Piper whose followers are idiots rather than rats.

The final four, six through nine, carry harsher tortures and punishments. These outcasts have been sentenced to eternal misery for heresy, violence, fraud and treachery. He precipitated violence on January 6th. His whole life has been consumed by fraud for which he is presently paying a handsome price for his ugly acts and treachery oozes like pus from the belly flab of innumerable open sores. Even lepers keep their distance from him.

Few thought of him as a heretic, but with his God Bless the USA Bible that he is selling for $59.99 (Always the con artist, he believes he will sell more products if they aren't marked at $60) and is the only Good Book that he specifically endorses, Trump is spitting in the faces of all Christians, but these desperate people are inevitably suckers for false prophets. 

Watching Trump hawk his latest hoax with the Stormy Daniels' trial hanging over him in which he will refresh our memory regarding the meaning of the word fornicate, Trump, also begging for money to meet his huge sums in financial debts, reminds one of the shabbily dressed kids who used to go door-to-door selling encyclopedias allegedly to earn enough savings to pursue their college educations. Google eliminated them although the Jehovah Witnesses and Mormons still come knocking. Will Trump offer the latter two cults a cut on his profits if they peddle his mythological tome?

It is obvious that he is trying to strengthen his base with the Christian Nationalists who would vote for Satan if he campaigned against abortion. These zealots are no different than Islamic madmen except these fanatics would base their political and social system on a  different set of beliefs, but they would be no different than Arabs imposing the Koran over a constitution. 

Since he has been comparing himself to Jesus lately, Trump has expanded the New Testament in his God Bless the USA Bible to include the U.S. Constitution, the Declaration of Independence, the Bill of Rights and the Pledge of Allegiance as well as long-forgotten country crooner Lee Greenwood's vapid verses to his God Bless the USA. The man is such a charlatan that he makes the Wizard of Oz seem like the most trustworthy person who walked the earth.

There is no doubt that Trump has lost it. This biblical sham, in the tradition of ministers who bank millions exploiting Christ's name, displays a quack at his worst. He tried to overturn the government of the United States. There is nothing he won't do to maintain his power and pocket cash. If there is another COVID outbreak, will he endeavor to market bleach? 

How is it possible that we have so many stupid people in this nation who would prostrate themselves before a monstrous low-life? Maybe the Far Right has a point when they argue that public school education has failed us. Trump and intelligence aren't synonymous.

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