SON ABANDONS FATHER

You teach him to fly
and he abandons you.
You raise him to think
and he calls you a fool.
You give him money
and he steals from you.
You guide him along a path
and he chooses the opposite direction.
You go to embrace him
and he pushes you away.
You tell him you love him
and he looks at you with hate.
You pour him a drink
and he spits in your face.
You forgive him
and he blames you.
You build a house for him
and he burns it down.
You extend a helping hand
and he tries to lop off your arm.
You invite him to a feast
and he feeds the food to the dogs.
You want to care for your grandson
and he pays for a babysitter.
You spend thousands on him
and he accuses you of being miserly
You are sick
and he doesn't visit you.
You die
and he skips the funeral.

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