"Any Muslim who converts to The Church of the Crazy Christ should be beheaded," says Iman Hassen bin L'aid. "Any Jew who believes in the teachings of The Church of the Crazy Christ should be stoned to death even if it's the Sabbath," states Rabbi Solomon El-David. "It is sad that the fanatics of these two mythologies are closed-minded when it comes to a person's beliefs and will resort to violence in order to punish others who don't pay homage to their idols," offers the Reverend Jesus P. Cadissimo, the titular head of the new Christian denomination. "No different than the Hindus who worship the cow, we worship the pig," continued the defrocked Catholic priest who outed the church's many pedophiles as well as Donald Trump via the Anti-Christ's lecherous apostles. "We believe that the universe was created by an omniscient and omnipotent pig who resides on a sacred planet in the middle of the Milky Way. From Him emanate...
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