JESUS SENDS MARY MAGDALENE A TEXT

You thought you were going
to be an untouched virgin
until I discovered your oasis
between Jerusalem and Nazareth
brimming with vaginal waters.
I gave birth to your wild side,
which isn't much more than yielding
to the ecstatic thrill of sex.
Even before I fondle you,
your innards drip with anticipation.
It excites me when you lose your mind,
inebriated by a concatenation of sensations.
Entering your viscous vulva
with my hard twitching appendage
never gets old.
Feeling it plunging deeper and deeper
into your dark depths gives me a boner.
more accurate than a diving rod.
I'm a snake slithering
into your damp hole.
And then there's that explosion of sperm
that floods your cavernous cavity.
Afterwards, I eat your pulsating pudenda
and then we share a sperm-filled kiss
with your tongue hissing inside my mouth.
You filthy, fabulous nympho.
I thank God he brought you into my life.