HARLINGEN MOTHERS

Harlingen is filled with mothers who don't deserve the title.

Harlingen is filled with mothers who squeeze out kids like they squeeze out shits.
Harlingen is filled with mothers who destroy their families because they want to spread their legs and open their mouths for other men's cocks.
Harlingen is filled with mothers who refuse child support because they don't want their children to have anything to do with their fathers.
Harlingen is filled with mothers who pervert their children with lies because they don't want them to know the truth.
Harlingen is filled with mothers who tell their children on Father's Day not to answer the door or the phone while they satiate other men by swallowing their sperm.
Harlingen is filled with mothers who will spend an eternity in hell because they severed the sacred ties between fathers and their children.
Harlingen is filled with mothers who play the victims when they are the culprits.
Harlingen is filled with mothers who refuse to have sex with their husbands and then are horrified when they discover that their spouses have been unfaithful to them.
Harlingen is filled with mothers who are so evil that they will poison their children with venomous words in order to exact their revenge against their fathers.
Harlingen is filled with mothers who remind us of the reasons the KKK chose this racist city for its Valley headquarters.
Harlingen is filled with mothers who just want to fuck other men.

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