THE ROAD TO NIRVANA

We are all delusional, some of us more than others, one of the main reasons, if not the main reason, resulting from our cravings.

I am delusional; I cannot liberate myself from my animal nature.

I was exposed to sex at ten.

The physical euphoria has dominated me for the rest of your life, no different that the nuns forever scarring me with the specter of eternal damnation at six.

I have paid a high price for my wicked wisdom.

You are both instinctual and intelligent.

You are also delusional like 99.9% of humanity.

I don't mean to be critical; I'm simply pondering a reality.

When I see that Cheshire smile on your erotic video, I can't help but appreciate your mischievous side.

I relate to it.

I am mischievous although at this stage in my life much less.

I don't have the energy nor the affinity for the wild or dark side depending on your perspective when throwing caution to the wind.

Much of the time these days I'd rather fix a hot dog, read, go to bed early and wake up the next day without a hangover.

I'm enjoying our exchanges.

Exchanging fluids would be exciting, but not as exciting as exchanging ideas with you.

There are willing women everywhere, but there are few thinkers or curiosity seekers in search of a patina of the truth.

I hope I'm not interrupting your deprived sleep at these early hours, but by five in the morning you should be out of bed although I have known individuals with insomnia who after a night of tossing and turning finally achieve their much-desired rest at dawn.

Here's to a serene day.

I pursue peace; it means I'm not suffering.

Suffering is for the most part a permanent condition, but there are moments when I find a placid pool liberated from the raging river hell-bent on its chaotic course.

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