SANTA FE GALS HAVE NO TITS

I called "Captain" Robert Sanchez to catch up on the latest. The award-winning podcaster always has information. Some might be facts and some might be rumors, but when you're genre is fictional/realism, facts and rumors are one in the same. As a writer, it's all about the story. It often requires a combination of truths and untruths to communicate the essence of the human condition.

Captain: How are things in Santa Fe?

Doc: It's a perfect day in Santa Fe, but I always experience a cultural shock when I find myself among so many Anglo people. Santa Fe itself is beautiful and would be a tempting place to reside. I once read an article that New Mexico has the friendliest people in the country and I believe there is substance to this ranking. Everyone smiles and salutes you with an amiable greeting. You don't see many fat people as San Fe is an outdoors culture. Everyone seems to be in great shape, but I'm struck by the huge majority of women with perfect asses who have no tits.

Captain: Not even a little bit?

Doc: Not even a little bit. I feel like I'm surrounded my lithe and tiny Oriental women. But I can live without tits.

Captain: Just like I used to love marijuana, sucking on a tit is similar to taking a good hit. What about their clits?

Doc: I'm not like Trump. I can't walk up to a woman and grab her by the clit, so I have no pertinent information. Ask me about Brownsville clits and I know a little bit about their luscious pits.

Captain: I have gone more than 300 days alcohol free without even taking a sip, but I have also lost touch with tits and clits. I refrained from tits and clits for the 40 days of Lent as part of my penance, but in my case it seems like Lent has never ended. What I would give to fondle a pair of tits even if they were nothing more than nipples the size of zits. 

Doc: In Santa Fe you have to redirect your priorities to asses and legs. With their flat bellies, these gals are in excellent shape. They provide the imagination with the perfect landscape.

Captain: Turi tells me that in order to caress a fine pair of legs, he begs.  

Doc: In Turi's case he ain't poor so in a worse-case scenario he can always afford a whore.

Captain: My lifestyle has changed so dramatically since I've gone could cold turkey that I need something more substantial than a gal that has been chewed on so much that she isn't much different than beef jerky.

Doc: If you desire fresh meat, there are plenty of young gals at the downtown bars, clubs and restaurants that you could meet.

Captain: I'm desperate for something to eat.

Doc: With your charm, I'm  sure you could find something in Santa Fe that couldn't be beat.

Captain: When are you coming back?

Doc: I'm not sure, but when I return we need to have breakfast and watch Turi knock off a pancake stack.

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