ODE TO FUCKING

As Jesus Christ is my Lord and Savior, I don't have a one-track mind. You're the one who needs to get back on track because your moneymaker still handles deposits. You must return to your animal nature and liberate your libido. You need to stop thinking and start doing.

I'm in continual action. I am in constant movement. I write, read, exercise and take care of my boys. I played the guitar and sang yesterday as well as taking reps with my tennis racket. I'm also deeply involved journalistically in local and national politics.
I'm going to the doctor in the morning for a general checkup. The blood never lies. My body is sending me negative signals. I want to maintain if not improve the quality of my life although I know I'm getting old. I recognize that I'm midway through the fourth quarter and that I'm destined to lose, but I would like to extend my existence into overtime.
I love fucking because it clears my mind. It's more liberating than Zen. When I'm inside you feeling my prick pulsating in your pussy, I'm in the now. I'm mesmerized by the moment. I believe in the beauty of carnality. I started masturbating when I was 10 and I still relish ejaculating 65 years later.
God bless Viagra.
In fact, it would be great if you came over right now. Nothing would give me greater pleasure than to have my cock filling your cunt with cum.
Hallelujah!!!

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