GOD IS WARNING YOU

You apologists for this sack of shit are saying that Trump is extending his condolences to the scores of Americans swept away into eternity by the Texas floods???!!!

It is more likely that he is extending his puny penis to the bitch/witch Laura Looney Tune. Melania is sick and tired of a man whose hemorrhoids are bigger than his balls. We are all sick and tired of this horrible human being who spews nothing but feces from his feculent mouth.

I'm listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn wailing, "It's flooding down in Texas." Does dumbass Trump even know the song??? Does Trump know anything but pussy and power?

Instead, I'm sure he is preying on these poor families for political gain now that he has quit praying for them.

Puto!!!

Pendejo!!!

When God resorts to a flood, you can deduce that he isn't pleased with Trump.

When God starts taking the lives of innocents, you can deduce that he isn't pleased with the rabid Republicans.

When God washes away a Christian camp filled with young girls, you can't help but recall the Old Testament story when God sent his goons to kill the oldest son of each Egyptian family.

God is pissed with Trump.

God would be the first to say that the maniac Trump ain't no Moses. Instead of the Promised Land, this Pied Piper of Prurience will condemn them to perdition. 

When are the American people finally going to start urinating of this false idol? He is not the burning bush unless he and his pal Jeffrey Epstein have lit a young gal's pubics on fire. Is the cult now demanding human sacrifice to this self-proclaimed deity?

COVID! Storming the Capitol! Pardoning the insurrectionists! Enriching himself as president! Threatening to put Democrats in jail. Deporting Americans to Guantanamo Bay, El Salvador and Alligator Alcatraz! Allowing Puto and Neganyahoo to exterminate thousands of women and children. Lies, lies and more lies and on and on and on it goes!

When are the stupid people going to join the ranks of the intelligent and "get woke" instead of hibernating in ignorance?

Trump is bad. Trump is mad. And a result of this pimp who still thinks he's a cad, how many of our fellow Americans are forever sad?

We are reaping what we have sown at the ballot box while Trump rapes and sows his mandrake seed. He can grab whomever he wants by the cunt. He can shoot whomever he wants on Fifth Avenue. He publicly gives a mike a blowjob and his fanatical followers ejaculate ecstatically.

And I thought I was sick!!!

There is a cosmic justice. It is called karma. And like the Grim Reaper, there is no escaping payment even for Trump and his billionaire blackguards.

When Jesus died on the cross, he didn't die for Trump's transgressions. He knew that this black sheep--who ironically hates African-Americans--could not be saved.

In the vein of Hitler and Stalin and now in the political policies of Puto and Netanyahoo, this diabolical wannabe dictator surrounded by his ICE assassins will stop at nothing in order to gain absolute authority over the nation and eliminate anyone who poses as an obstacle to his delusional obsessions.

(If the Jews had been in power, would they have committed genocide against six million Germans? With their annihilation of Palestinians, they are losing sympathy for their horrendous suffering in the past because they are presently proving they are no different than the Nazis in their purge of Gaza.)

It would be an exaggeration to say we are enduring a terrible time, but it would not be an exaggeration to say that Trump is pure slime.

Yesterday, I sat through an insightful sermon by the Reverend Father Jesus P. Cadissimo. Unlike the victims of the first Great Flood, we don't take God's messages lightly at The Church of the Crazy Christ.

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