GOD BANISHES DONALD & STORMY

Now the shyster Musk was more crafty than any of the wild creatures God had created. He said to Stormy, “Did God really say, ‘You must not eat from any tree in the garden’?”

Stormy said to Musk, “We may eat fruit from the trees in the garden, but God did say, ‘You must not eat fruit from the tree that is in the middle of the garden and you must not touch it or you will die.’”

“You certainly will not die,” Musk said to Stormy. “For God knows that when you eat from it your eyes will be opened and you will be like God, knowing good and evil.”

When Stormy saw that the fruit of the tree was good and pleasing to the eye and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she plucked one and took a bite out of it. She  gave it to Donald, who was with her, and he took a bite.

Then the eyes of both were opened and they realized they were naked, so they sewed fig leaves together and made coverings for themselves.

Then Donald and Stormy heard the sound of God as he was walking in the garden in the cool of the day and they hid from God among the trees of the garden. But God called to Donald, “Where are you?”

Donald answered, “I heard you in the garden and I was afraid because I was naked, so I hid.”

And God said, “Who told you that you were naked? Have you eaten from the tree that I commanded you not to eat from?”

"Stormy gave me some fruit from the tree and I ate it.”

Then God said to Stormy, “What is this you have done?”

Stormy said, “Musk deceived me and I ate it.”

So God said to Musk, “Because you have done this you are cursed above all men. You will crawl on your belly and you will eat dust all the days of your life. And I will put enmity between you and all humanity.”

To Stormy God said, ““I will make your pains in childbearing very severe and with painful labor you will give birth to children. Your desire will be for Donald and he will rule over you.”

To Donald God said, “Because you listened to Stormy and ate fruit from the tree about which I commanded you must not eat, cursed be the ground on which you tread until you return to the ground since from it you were taken for the dust you are and to the dust you will return.”

God made garments of skin for Donald and Stormy and clothed them. He then banished them from the Garden of Eden.

After he drove them out, God placed on the east side of the Garden of Eden cherubim with flaming swords flashing back and forth to guard the way to the tree of life.

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